I Like My Manatees Cute and My History Bloody

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i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

As a survivor of AP History in high school, I understand and love every bit of this.

Me, whenever I’m sick.

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zombiedalek:

ALL COMICS, ALL THE TIME.

Always DC, always DC

faldonious:

Perfect.

Glorious.

yeahwellthedudeabides:

Oh…

Honestly, the one on the left is way better.

chocobolatay:

amantdechat:

GOD BLESS THIS MOMENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE ETC

BLESS YOU IF YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAYING IT IN YOUR MIND

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I love this.

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sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

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We are the college students. You say no pets, only those creatures that live underwater. We flock to the stores and get out Bettas, in bowls, tanks, cups if we have to and we love those fish. They see us in all our shades: waking up in the morning, studying, not studying, eating, sleeping, fucking, dancing, dressing. The see everything we do. They are there at all hours and we love them. We treat our fish better than our friends and are more loyal. We are the college students and we love our fish.

(Source: ex-otica)

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